Pirate Law Rule 1

These are rules that should follow pirate. Here is the rule 1 of Pirate Law:

1. A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map. 
   
2. Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute. 
   
3. When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare hands. Use of a hook is only acceptable in the event the pirate is missing a hand. 
   
4. Pirates shall always wear boots, except in the case of a peg leg. Then one boot is acceptable. Flip-flops are right out. 
   
5. Pirates do not cry, except in the case of the loss of a shipload of rum. 
   
6. When describing the size of a treasure, a pirate is required to exaggerate by at least 130%. Flowers are not treasured under any circumstances unless said flowers are made out of gold. 
   
7. A pirate shall never wear lipstick, nail polish, or capri pants. Actually, that kinda goes without saying. 
   
8. No pirate shall discuss his feelings unless his feelings include gutting a man from stem to stern and spilling his entrails. 
   
9. A pirate should always remove his hat in the presence of a bartender. 
   
10. During a swordfight, swordfighting insults are required. In the event both participants are still alive at the end of the fight, the participant with the superior insults shall be declared the victor.