Pirate Law Rule 3

There is rule 3 of Pirate Law:

1. Only a pirate is capable of killing another pirate. If you are not a pirate (let's say a ninja) and wish to challenge a pirate, they have a word for that. Corpse.
   
2. Pirate Law: "ARRRRRRRRRRR..." is a perfectly acceptable answer to any question.
   
3. A pirate does not "go shopping". Unless by "shopping", you mean "killing".
   
4. Peglegs must be made of timber or some other suitable wood. Plastic, ceramic, porcelain, or metal peg legs are utterly unacceptable, simply because it complicates the use of the phrase "shiver me timbers".
   
5. Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy.
   
6. Under no circumstances is a comb-over an acceptable pirate hairdo.
   
7. No pirate may ever change his shirt because it is "wrinkled". A pirate may only change his shirt if it is completely soaked in blood.
   
8. When drinking, Pirates may sing. "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest" is preferred. Kelly Clarkson songs are not allowed.
   
9. No pirate shall ever drive a minivan, unless he drives the minivan into a tavern, for the purposes of looting barrels of rum from said tavern. Upon completion of this task, the minivan is to be burned. No exceptions.
   
10. No matter how hard it is raining, two pirates may never share an umbrella. Pirates do not fear rain.