Pirate Law Rule 5

You can see here the Rule No 5 of Pirate Law.

1. No pirate will ever, ever raise his pinky when drinking any sort of beverage. 
   
2. Pirate Law: When choosing to clothe, even if it looks dirty, or smells dirty, it is clean. 
   
3. A pirate may ride in a rowboat if traveling to or from his ship. Use of a Kayak is only permitted if used for cannon target practice. 
   
4. When drinking rum, the only thing a pirate adds to the rum is more rum. 
   
5. The official Pirate religion is Pastafarianism. 
   
6. No pirate shall ever play Wiffle ball. 
   
7. Under no circumstances does a pirate speak with a Ninja, unless he first decapitates that Ninja and uses his head like a sock puppet. 
   
8. When at the office, answering the telephone with "Arrrrrrr" is perfectly acceptable for pirates. Other acceptable choices are "Avast!", and "Ahoy Matey!" 
   
9. A Pirate does not read poetry, unless said poetry is scrawled on the wall of a bathroom. 
   
10. All women are to be referred to as wenches, with the exception of female Pirates, who can be referred to as "lass".