Monday, October 1, 2018

Pirate Law Rule 2

Here is the Rule No 2 of Pirate Law.



  1. No pirate shall ever wear a "fanny pack".
  2. All foods prepared by a pirate must include rum, grog, or beer. Boone's and other "Wench Punch" is prohibited.
  3. A pirate may never compliment another pirate on the softness of his hands.
  4. No pirate shall wear a bracelet or a necklace unless it is the tooth or tusk of an animal he killed. If in the presence of cannibals, a necklace is an acceptable camouflage, but only if the said necklace is made of human toes.
  5. Pirate Law: Dousing oneself in beer is a perfectly acceptable replacement for a shower.
  6. No pirate shall drink Grog out of a glass. Grog is only to be consumed either straight from the barrel, or from a mug heavy enough to kill a man.
  7. Three-cornered hats, headbands, and bandanas are the only acceptable headwear for pirates. Fedoras, bowler derbies, baseball caps, Mickey ears, top hats, sombreros, or anything with lace and flowers will be removed from the vessel-- head included. A grace period of one minute is allowed for hats looted from tailors.
  8. A pirate shall never wrap presents. The only thing a pirate gives is a bludgeon'.
  9. Pirate Law: A pirate does not use the word "Fabulous". Ever.
  10. No pirate shall attend a movie with less than an Arrrr rating. 

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